zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

pokemoncap:

fuck you Sabrina.

dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

arcgurren:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

arcgurren:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

chilled:

This has been probably the worst week of my life

Mami Tomoe 

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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zac-afron:

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE SECOND VINE BY THIS GUY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS VIDEO 25 TIMES A DAY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND